Today, our Yankee lexicographer brings this definition of cantaloupe all the way back from his research trip to Connecticut.
In this article from The Jambalaya News, the Dang Yankee goes on a tour of the Texas wine country. So where are all the grapes, he wonders? What do they make wine from in Texas, anyhow? Mesquite?
The Dang Yankee and his wife are back from eighteen days at the Kerrville Folk Festival. The marriage survived, but we did need to go through some counseling to make it through. Find out why in this latest article for The Jambalaya News.
Well, another Memorial Day has come, signaling the official start of summer. And The Dang Yankee sure is glad. Has the Louisiana heat finally got to him and affected his judgment? Well, find out in this, his current article in The Jambalaya News.
In this, his one hundredth column for The Jambalaya News, The Dang Yankee talks about the column got started. (Hint- timing is everything.) He also talks about his sources of inspiration (in addition to the bottle of Lone Star, that is) and thanks some important people who made it all possible.
It’s springtime here in Southwest Louisiana–time for our yearly pilgrimage to the garden center. My wife walked out with a century’s worth of annuals, while I came home with a bird feeder. So where are all the birds? The Dang Yankee sure doesn’t know.
When my wife and I exchanged vows, I must have missed the part where the priest asked me to promise that I’d maintain all of her electronic devices. Now, I’m regretting it. Read about the Dang Yankee’s latest tussle with technology in his latest column for The Jambalaya News
My wife suffers from a hearing impairment that was easily, if not cheaply, corrected, thanks to the marvels of modern medical science. However, there remains a number of hearing deficiencies that they haven’t quite been able to figure out. This is the subject of “The Bionic Spouse”–the Dang Yankee’s latest installment in The Jambalaya News.
The time you’ve all been waiting for is here! No, it’s not the cancellation of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. It’s better than that- the Dang Yankee’s annual Christmas Article! Check out “Winter Wonderhouse” in the current issue of The Jambalaya News.
The Dang Yankee can go along with just about any excuse for a party. So why did he have such an issue with the excuse that his friend, Larry, came up with recently? It’ll make cents once you read “Burn This!”, his latest installment in The Jambalaya News.