It was some rough going on Dang and Lady Yankee’s first Thanksgiving together, but it came to a happy ending.
Well, another Memorial Day has come, signaling the official start of summer. And The Dang Yankee sure is glad. Has the Louisiana heat finally got to him and affected his judgment? Well, find out in this, his current article in The Jambalaya News.
Well, tomorrow my wife and I leave to visit our relatives in Yankee Land for the holidays. And I know what all of my neighbors down here in Louisiana are wondering—this time, will they finally stay up there for good?
Well, last night was the big night—Chinese gift exchange at the Calcasieu Boat Club. And woudn’t you know it, not everyone brought alcohol as a gift. There was also the wine bottle holder. And the angle grinder. And something for the NASCAR fans, too!
The time you’ve all been waiting for is here! No, it’s not the cancellation of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. It’s better than that- the Dang Yankee’s annual Christmas Article! Check out “Winter Wonderhouse” in the current issue of The Jambalaya News.
The Buccaneer wenches are ruthless at the annual Christmas Ball and Pillaging. Watch them take over the stage while the band does “YMCA”!
I’m really getting to hate these Chinese gift exchanges at Christmas parties. Call me a Grinch if you will, but I’ve got my reasons.
It’s time again for The Dang Yankee’s annual Thanksgiving article! This year, we’re taking aim at yet another holiday tradition—the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. It’s a spectacular event, one that you really need to be there to appreciate, particularly given how the TV networks cover it. Read about it in “Where’s Snoopy?” in the current issue of the Jambalaya News.
Yankees over the years have embraced many traditional Southern customs, such as NASCAR, country music, and, most recently, hurricane evacuations. But, there is one thing that they never should have been allowed to get their hands on. I’m talking, of course, about turkey fryers.
Here’s wishing a happy Fourth of July to all my fellow Armenians… uhhh, Aldebarans… uhhhh, fellow citizens.