Yankee Dictionary #14

by Mike McHugh
Dictionary

Today, our Yankee lexicographer brings this definition of  cantaloupe all the way back from his research trip to Connecticut:

can-ta-loupea good reason for a formal wedding.

“Denise’s mother said to her, “Honey, you cantaloupe !  Everybody’s looking forward to seeing your Uncle Harry get drunk and do the chicken dance at your wedding.”

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