It just occurred to me that we haven’t had a new entry for The Yankee Dictionary in a while. At this rate, it’ll take all year to put together a single sentence.
So today, let’s define the word metamorphic:
met-a-mor-phic : of or pertaining to an encounter with a picky eater.
“I took Marie out to dinner at Ruth’s Chris Steak House last night, and would you believe she hated it? I swear, I’ve never metamorphic all eater in all my life!